Distorted Notions

I have a title for my new book! I'm very excited! I have three written pages so far! I need to talk to Freya about a project I want to do on here. We have a running joke and it would be great to turn it into a story! There's another project I'm thinking about... I don't know quite yet... I hope everyone likes our weekly writing assignments. They are fun to think up! Look out for more pages and new stories to come! I hope you will enjoy what is to come, what has come, and what won't come but is there.

Don't forget: if, by the way of commenting, you submit a story, we'll see your comment before it's published and put your story on here! Sign it with a clever screen name and make sure you never want your story professionally published. Go ahead! We love to see other people's creativity!

-Vladimir Malcolm

New book

It seems we always have a project! Freya is currently finishing her book and working on chapter 2 of BtLoN. I was beyond bored and used my 8 hours of free time to think of a project of my own (other than the blog). I came up with a book. I won't tell you much about it yet. It's going to be epic, I can't wait to dig into it. I have another 8 hour day of doing nothing, so chapter one will be done in no time... if the ink in my pen doesn't run out. Now I must go do something that is not this so: Au revoir!

Book Finished!

Freya just finished part one of her two part novel. It's amazing, but unfortunately, you can't see it. I'm not sure how BtLoN is coming yet. Hopefully it is going well! That's all the news I have right now. I'm sorry there isn't more. Another day then! Farewell!

-Vladimir Malcolm

BtLoN update: Chapter 1

No, you don't get to read Chapter one quite yet. I will tell you that in chapter one....

Monica Black is hiding something, and it's driving Roxanne up the wall! We meet the eccentric librarian Miss Penelope. We also meet Aaron and Esther. Who's Benjamen? And is he really from Europe? Find out in chapter two!

Did that peak your curiosity? Probably not. I don't know much about Chapter two yet, that's Freya's chapter. She has a week to write her chapter and then I will do chapter three. Freya and I have some ideas that we're going to work on. Right now My main priority is BtLoN. Freya is just about to finish a book she's been working on for awhile. I'm hoping she puts the introduction or something on here soon [hint hint].

-Vladimir Malcolm

BtLoN

Remember that story I posted Wednesday? Yes, that one. We probably won't be posting any more of that story, for at least two weeks. Boredom had over come me when I wrote that, Freya read it and now we will be writing the rest of it, hopefully, by Sunday. Unfortunately for you wonderful readers, we will not be writing it online, the way we write our other stories. We're going "old-fashioned" and using a note book. We will have other stories, don't worry about that. Words on a Page will continue to write weekly, just not BtLoN.

BtLoN stands for Beyond the Limits of Normality. A fitting name for a "far-out" book. Far-out meaning strange of course, not "groovy". I thank you for lending us your time to read this, I hope you will enjoy our book, along with the other stories that will come about from the depths of our imaginations. Keep your eyes peeled, you never know what will be posted next on Words on a Page.

-Vladimir Malcolm

Short story 1

This may not be finished, an yet, it might be... I suppose we'll find out.

Introduction

I laid down, about to read a book I had been waiting for since last Friday. The hardcover novel made that sound you hear when you open a new book. I smiled and whispered to myself "Chapter One," and then the phone rang, just my luck. "Roxi, hon, can you get that?" Asked my mom, Monica Black. "Sure." I answered the phone with "Hello, this is Roxanne, to whom am I speaking?" Mom always thought it was funny how I answered the phone. She also found it funny that I brought whatever I was doing with me to the phone.

"Roxanne?!" The person on the other end said in surprise. "Gee, it's been awhile since I've talked to you. Like two years or so!" I was confused. "Who is this?" I asked, trying to sound firm. "Ha ha, it's Jason! Your brother!" I dropped the book I was holding. It the floor with a loud thud.

"Roxi, who is that?" My mom shouted from her bedroom. When I didn't answer, she came out to see what was up. I gave her the phone. "Jason." I left. I didn't talk to Jason. Not for any real reason, except that I didn't get along with him because HE WAS SO DARN ANNOYING! AND HE THOUGHT HE KNEW EVERYTHING!

I picked up my book and returned to my room.